They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question, "List all dependents?"
I replied -
"12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps;
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer...