Southerners Have The Lowest Stress Rate

Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. Some Southern definitions:

Artery.............................. The study of paintings
Bacteria............................ Back door to cafeteria
Barium.............................. What doctors do when patients die
Benign.............................. What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section................... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan............................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize........................... Made eye contact with her
Colic............................... A sheep dog
Coma................................ A punctuation mark
Dilate.............................. To live long
Enema............................... Not a friend
Fester.............................. Quicker than someone else
Fibula.............................. A small lie
Impotent............................ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain.......................... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff....................... A doctor's cane
Morbid.............................. A higher offer
Nitrates............................ Cheaper than day rates
Node................................ I knew it
Outpatient.......................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis.............................. Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative...................... A letter carrier
Recovery Room....................... Place to do upholstery
Rectum.............................. Nearly killed him
Secretion........................... Hiding something
Seizure............................. Roman emperor
Tablet.............................. A small table
Terminal Illness.................... Getting sick at the airport
Tumor............................... One plus one more
Urine............................... Opposite of you're out